Sunday, June 9, 2013

Booze and boobs

drunknhorny: deviantmanifesto: YES!!!!! What's your favourite...



drunknhorny:

deviantmanifesto:

YES!!!!!

What's your favourite spot or fantasy spot to publicly fuck?

Staggering back to the car after He has gotten me drunk off my ass at the bar or club.

I plan to be in no condition to balance anything like...



I plan to be in no condition to balance anything like this….

sluttybimbogirl: sluttybimbogirl.tumblr.com



sluttybimbogirl:

sluttybimbogirl.tumblr.com

ohhhhhh fffffuuuuucccckkkkkkkk



ohhhhhh fffffuuuuucccckkkkkkkk

I need to fill my tits and get fucking wasted….



I need to fill my tits and get fucking wasted….

Reblog this if you have touched yourself at some point...today...

… more than once

Pleasee, Master, can I get too drunk to stand up tonight?



Pleasee, Master, can I get too drunk to stand up tonight?

shareyourblowjob: Beer and cock



shareyourblowjob:

Beer and cock

Me: let's get drunk.

Me: let's get drunk.
My roommate: its Tuesday
Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.

dominae: She could feel her mind clouding as she drank her...



dominae:

She could feel her mind clouding as she drank her second glass. It wasn't unpleasant. It was like a warm cotton blanket fresh from the drier was wrapping itself around her thoughts. The first drink had been mildly interesting, slightly spicy and delightfully smooth. She'd gagged at the smell but as soon as she'd tasted it the glass was empty. Eagerly she'd asked the incredibly handsome bartender for another. The bartender had smiled down at her tits when he handed her the second. She wondered briefly if there was something on them, but forgot almost as quickly. They certainly did feel like they were being squeezed, but having been flat her whole life she knew that was all in her imagination. The top continued to tighten as she drank, but by the time she finished her second cocktail her brain was so fuzzy that she didn't notice anything amiss. She did notice that she was hungry though. Looking around the beach she saw plenty of big strong men and her eyes lingered on their crotches. Suddenly her and her new tits knew exactly what she was hungry for.

The bartender smirked once more as he watched her reach for and finish the third drink he slid her as quickly as the first two. "Maybe today I'll stop at double J," he thought contentedly to himself as he watched his new toy eye fuck every cock on the beach.

I must find this bar.

This is what I refer to as my "if you want to keep...



This is what I refer to as my "if you want to keep looking, keep bringing me drinks" look.

In general, yes, but definitely not with AK



In general, yes, but definitely not with AK

theremina: Happy 100th Birthday, Rite of Spring!



theremina:

Happy 100th Birthday, Rite of Spring!

Just for the record, your blog makes me want to get all dolled up, get wasted on some shitty fruity pink wine and do all kinds of nasty things to men & women. I wanna be a drunken whore, too!!

Nobody's stopping you… so how about you get a big bottle of white zin and see how loaded we can get you? *devilish grin*

I can't wait to end up like this….stacked and...



I can't wait to end up like this….stacked and sloshed, stripping somewhere….

Reblog this if you actually want your followers to talk to you, and that you don't think them to be annoying. Let them know they have nothing to be nervous about.

I need to fall over for a while, but should be back later tonight!

I'm goong to need a handle of Captain after the week...



I'm goong to need a handle of Captain after the week I've had… but Master and my personal trainer say no booze until I meet some goals.

nnnnngggghhhhh

"… but if I drink alllll these, both my tit'll...



"… but if I drink alllll these, both my tit'll be out!"

naughtybunbun: I think something like this would be really good...



naughtybunbun:

I think something like this would be really good for a play party if I was wasted - then I couldn't do anything bad, it'd be too hard! *giggle*

That's why you have people get you that wasted… so they can get you out of the outfit and into trouble.

*pours you a line of shots and grins*

Realistic Bimbo: Questions?

Realistic Bimbo: Questions?:

realisticbimbo:

So, next month when I go to have my collagen done, I am also going to ask the Doctor about breast implants? So I am thinking of a list of questions I should ask here is what I have thus far?

1. How much will all of it cost? What sort of payment plan is offered?

2. Have you done this before, if…

Boostinngg the signal :-)

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